Can you believe this
I’m telling you people, the few listeners in Neumond who have a pair of braincells to rub together, the world is coming to an end.
And, I’m not talking apocalyptic non-sense. I’m talking the Silver Storm. I’m talking the sudden influx of ‘super-humans’ into our fair city.
And, have you seen what happens when the ones who turn to crime are arrested? I have. THEY BREAK RIGHT OUT! I’m telling you that the cops in this city are absolutely worthless. Absolutely.
But, what do we get for our troubles? What do we get for our taxes? We get cops who lay around on their increasingly fat butts eating donuts while vigilantes clean up our streets.
Now, don’t get me wrong. They’re doing a bang up job. Every time the public protectors fail us and we get another prison break-out, the Knights of Neumond swoop in and clean up the day. But, why do we need them? Huh? Only because our great Mayor Mags can’t be bothered to fund the building of a better prison.
You heard it here first folks! We need a better prison. One designed to take care of these super-humans. Know what? I bet if that Gadget Girl were asked, she’d help out. She seems to know her way around a circuit or two.
But, is this likely to happen? Of course not! The Honorable Mags can’t be bothered. I read in the newspaper that she said she’d rather lock them all up, even the ones who protect us.
Can you believe the stupidity of this woman? I ask you! This is what I’ve been saying for years, folks. Women have NO business running the government.